story 1, author: serge britz
One day while I was masturbeieren in the Keller a giel Zoossiss fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the Stull and knocked over the Frigo. Then it ran out the door into the Buedzemmer and zeien a Toilette off the Desch. It then knocked a glass of Sperma off the coffee table. After 3 minutes of chasing the Zoossiss through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Kameil.